MSN $MARS
SIGNAL: UNCONFIRMED
Bruno Mars, orbital composite

MISSION LOG // ORBITAL INSERTION

JUST SEND
BRUNO TO
MARS.

not a metaphor. an actual planet, wearing an actual grin, holding a permanent orbit.

MISSION STATUS

  1. launch windowT+0CLEARED
  2. atmospheric exitT+1CLEARED
  3. orbital insertionT+2IN PROGRESS
  4. surface contactT+3PENDING

BRIEFING

DESIGNATION $MARS. one jawline, one orbit, zero committee meetings
PAYLOAD lp burned, dev napping, face still smiling
TRAJECTORY up only, down occasionally, sideways never. he's a planet, not a crab
CLEARANCE nobody approved this launch. it cleared anyway